A fresh shave is the new stubble.
Goggles are the new Wayfarer.
AirJordans are the new Chuck Taylors.
Parachute pants are the new cut-off jean, bicycle chique shorts.
Short hair is the new long.
Aerosmith is the new Devendra Banhart.
lame is the new hip.
mark my words.
urban outfitters will be all over it by fall.
Monday, June 16, 2008
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3 comments:
pale is the new tan
gay is the new straight.
Neck beard is the new tank top.
Stem cells are the new gold buillion.
Blues Traveler is the new Led Zeppelin.
Grassman is the new Bigfoot.
Pony Express cassette tapes are the new blogs.
Penny Whistles are the new cigarette.
Amy Winehouse is the new Elvis.
Alpaca is the new steak.
Accept it.
I agree with everyhting you said except for "Pony Express cassette tapes are the new blogs."
That's a direct attack on my blogging. I blog not for myself, but for you.
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