Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Things younger than John McCain:

Automatic transmission
Bob Dylan
the Margarita
Preparation H
Nachos
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs
The zip code
YOU
In other news, I'm going to Belize. Thank God.
However, I couldn't work on my base-tan because it's been cold and rainy in Northern Idaho.
Maybe I'll go to a tanning salon tomorrow night. Yeah, that's a good idea.

1 comment:

Fatma said...

get a spray tan. you stand there in your underwear and someone sprays you a golden brown. they can even give you that set of six-pack abs you have always wanted!